HELLO. Hi. How are you?

*crickets*

Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. I realize I haven’t posted in, like, FOREVS. Please stand down, angry citizens. I come in peace.

If you MUST know, I’m currently in the process of revamping this whole blog thing. Turns out I have a little bit of a hefty following and I’m ashamed of the content I was feeding you. You deserve better than that. Yes, YOU. I mean look at that outfit you’ve got on. You’re a stunner. You deserve stunning blogs to go with that getup.

So, please, bear with me as I navigate this blog like a total n00b. Mo’ betta posts are in the works. They are coming soon. SWEARSIES.

In the mean time, check out these beauties. They’re my most popular posts. If my posts were my children, I imagine these posts would form the cool clique at school. But they wouldn’t bully the other posts, okay? I raised them better than that.

• fake perfection.
• the importance of unusual compliments.
• dropping a bombshell.
• why pinterest is both great and awful. <– This post was featured on WordPress’s Freshly Pressed page and was my greatest accomplishment until the VERY NEXT DAY when I gave birth to my son. (True story!)
• five things i learned from not straightening my hair for 40 days.

Y’ALL DA BEST. Stay tuned!