YOU GUYS. HEY. YOU GUYS. THIS EXISTS.

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Anna Rexia

That is correct. A Halloween costume called “Anna Rexia,” complete with body-hugging skeleton dress, bone hat, and a frecasdkjfhaking TAPE measure. OKAY. Okay.

Humanity, I’ve been trying so hard for so long but I’m done. I officially give up on you.

Read ABC news’s article here and try not to scratch out your corneas.